20 Things People Who Hate Dogs Want You to Know
It seems impossible that there can be people on this earth that hate dogs, right? Wrong. Unfortunately for dog lovers, there are many of us in this world that can’t stand canines.
Before you bite our heads off (like we’re pretty sure your dog might) let us explain a few things about our dislike that we really think you should know:
It’s not cute when you talk about them all the time
You know when people do nothing but talk about their kids 24/7? It’s the same with dogs, but worse.
We’re not a fan of long chats about kids at the best of times, but your dog isn’t even a person and you insist on calling it your baby? No.
Or show us loads of pictures and videos
Similar thing here. We don’t like dogs in person. That means we also don’t like seeing videos of dogs. Or pictures.
Regardless of what hilarious thing your dog is doing, it’s still a furry animal that barks and licks itself, and we hate them.
And we find the dog birthday trend very strange
Your dog has no concept of birthdays. It has no idea how to blow out candles. Your dog probably doesn’t even know it’s a dog. So why are people going to new heights to throw birthday parties for their dogs?
It’s not that we don’t want you or your dog to have fun — we do. But it comes across as a big waste of money and a little grotesque. If you want to throw birthday parties for someone, then do it for your family members or have a kid or two.